Life of Kadraan Part 1: This ain't Elsweyr...

Don't trust This Kitty,He has sharp claws!

After a long voyage,involving mostly vomiting,Kadraan has finaly arived in Skyrim,to learn the ways of the alchemist.


Writers note:I am playing skyrim as an NPC,instead of adventuring and quests,I must live as boring a life as possible,I must Eat,Drink and sleep Regularly,thanks to a mod,it's not optional


The other rules i must heed to are as follows:

• -No fast traveling,carriages can be used.
• -Walk everyware,unless hunting,fighting or fleeing
• -No Reloads,I do not possess a Divine black & white screen,if skyrim gets a dead kitty,it keeps it.
• -No cheating,I used a mod to start in dawnstar(Alternate start,look it up on the Steam workshop)I did have to cheat to get the beggars clothes and money,but that was it,no more than that.
• No Questing/Adventuring,crafting tutorials and simple "fetch quests" are OK if accepted.
• No stealing,that is not what npc's do,however,Kadraan is an "opportunist" so if it's not Technicaly stealing,he'll take it.

ok now that that's out of the way let's get to the actual blog shall we?


After leaving the boat and exiting the dock,a town-guard mentions that the town is plagued by nightmares and that they are not natural,tough S**t I ain't helping.I see a man hammering something on a barrel,I talk to him and find out his name is Leigelf,and he own's quicksilver mine and he'll pay for any quicksilver i dig up.


With that i deside to enter the mine and see if i can find a pick
to dig up some ore.

This mine is,damp,dusty and Hot.Just like Elsweyr

This definitly look's like a mine,I immediately search around for a pick,my search goes unsuccessful,untill I stumble upon a table with a pick on it,im about to grab it when I think,what if someone own's this pickaxe? it dosen't say it's stealing and no one seems to need a pickaxe,but maybe it's leigelf's or the smelter boy's?


In the end I deside to borrow the pick and return it when im done

Elder scrolls fact #1:In oblivion Pickaxes Were Completely F***ing Usless.

I mine all the ore vein's in the mine and leave the pick on the table where I found it,but a fellow miner comes along and say's I droped it and shoves it back into my pocket,well how caring! but I cant explain to Edith that I don't own the pick so instead I drop the pick again and,as fast as I can while walking,head towards the exit.


After leaving the mine I counted my lumps of ore,15 pieces,not bad for 2 hours work.I smelt the ingots and head over to iron breaker,there are so many picks in that mine that i don't even debate on if I should take one or not,I just do.

Tell me,Dose this mine realy need all the Frickin Picks?

After that I smelt some iron,chop some wood,make steel,and make a sword,and throw up after eating a stale apple

Never eating another apple for as long as I live!

heading over to the inn,some people are talking about nightmares again,i pay no attention,instead I talk to the innkeeper thoring and rent a room and buy some food,after that im left with 31 gold from my previous work.


realising it's not that late I head out for a walk in the wilderness,not much happens untill I see some hunters chasing a deer.

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No don't kill that deer! what did he do to you?!

In rage of them intently hurting such a defenceless creature,I draw my sword and sprint after them.when I catch up to one I kill her very swiftly and take her weapons and armor.





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This is what happens when you mess with kynareth!

After dispatching of her I pursue the next.swiftly ending his life,by stabing him Through the chest.

I wonder if the deer is still alive.
I Frickin hope so!

Looting his corpse and hers I gain:


A bow
Some iron arrows for it
various pelts
some gold
and hide armor


Before heading back i investigate a campfire,when I aproach someone is runing in my dirrection,it takes me a moment to realise he's TRYING TO KILL ME!!!


I slash with my sword,he blocks.I jab,thrust,swipe,swing and poke him down to half health but he hit's me with his steel mace,Hey! no fair! it's bad enough you have a shield and better armor,but you also have a steel mace? come on skyrim
Be resonable!


But just when I thought I was doomed,he falls dead infront of me with an arrow in his back,what? did he just get shot by his own team mate?


I loot his body and put on his duds and charge at the archer with MY new mace.
but before I get to him he's dead with arrows in him,OK,What the hell is going on?


I turn around to see a group of stormcloaks bows aimed at the Bandit on the hill,who was also firing arrows at me.

What the Heck is going on here?!?!?

Before I can even blink the other bandit is dead falling of the cliff he was happily shooting from.
I loot his body and the other archers and gain several arrows and some money,The stormcloaks leave and Im left to loot the camp,finding more money and some food.
I turn back to the dead archer and smirk





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Well,you did deserve it.

after that I remember the room I rented at the Inn,but I don't want to walk all the way back so instead,I sleep at the camp,surrounded by dead bodys.



                                                                                                                       Part 2